Monster Joke Book

The Monster Joke Book was a book written by the Captain of Bottles,well he blew up so his subordinate,so the Captain of Chairs finished it.

Jokes[]

Captain of Chairs: Knock knock

SkyDoesMinecraft: Who's there

Captain of Chairs: Gold

SkyDoesMinecraft: Gold who,OH YOU MADE ME SAY GOLD!!!!!! [Sky grabs a butterbomb and throws it at CoC,who blows up] party at my house

Captain of Chairs: What do you call an Enderman on strike

Zombie: I don't know what

Chairs: An enderstrike

Zombie: OK

Chairs: Arrest him!

Captain of Chairs: What do you call Minecraft wiki

MH Soldier: Our enemy

Chairs: No,awesome

Angrydroideka10: [pulls out a sword of death and destroys Chairs] PARTY AT MY HOUSE

Chairs: What do you call me

MH Soldier: Annoying

Chairs: no,AWESOME,destroy him

SkyDoesMinecraft: Enough already [punches Chairs and walks away]

[Chairs gets hit by every MH Soldier's Diamond Rifle 6000000000000000600000000000000060000000000000006000000000000000 times

Chairs: What do you call SkyDoesMinecraft

SkyDoesMinecraft: AWESOME AS EVERYTHING YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT IT JUST BY MAKING A SINGLE WISH!!!!!!! [Kicks Chairs]

Chairs: What do you call Bottles

SkyDoesMinecraft: Alright GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!! [blows up Chairs' house] Finally

Chairs: What- [blows up]